Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 19, 2015
July 18, 2015
July 20, 2015
Transcript:
Mother Croc: Junior, your finally listened to me and got a job. When he goes to work today, I want you to show him respect and encouragement. Junior: Sure, mom. What kind of job did he get? Mother Croc: Your father is going to be a clown at children's birthday parties. And he's very excited. Junior: Well, good for your, dad. What's your specialty? Mother Croc: Cute little animal balloons. Show him one, Larry. Larry the Croc: Fat lady's rear end. Mother Croc: Attitude, Larry! Junior: No rear ends, dad. Larry the Croc: Okay... Ees you mudder's beeg mouf.
This is a novel horror. A croc clown with bad balloons. What could possibly go wrong at those kids’ parties?How many wind up in therapy?