Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: Hostage negotiation class. He wants to learn how the police do it. Goat: What do they teach them? Pig: Well, I think the first class is just finding out how you'd naturally react to a friend of yours being taken hostage. Rat: WE NEVER LIKED HIM MUCH ANYWAYS!! Man: Okay...uh..not ideal.
Rat has friends?