Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2015

Transcript:

Voice (on the phone): Hi, Pig. This is your girlfriend Pigit's mother. I hear she's wearing new clothes and I want to know what you think. Pig: Well, I'm not into the hats she's wearing, and I'm not into the shoes. Voice (on the phone): Do you like any of it? Pig: Well, I'm starting to get into her pants. My girlfriend's mother can be temperamental.