Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2016
Nancy: Mom, dad... We have to talk... When you are watching my kids. You cannot let them ride their bikes around the block unsupervised... It's irresponsible and you wouldn't have done that with me when i was a kid. Grandpa: When you were a kid, we let you fly by yourself to pittsburgh. Nancy: How am I even alive?! Grandpa: The truth is we didn't even know you were gone. Grandma: Oh, what a summer that was.