Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2016
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Transcript:
Goat: Have you thought about what party you're gonna be affiliated with in your run for president? Rat: No. What are my options? Goat: Well, are you a moderate sort of eisenhower Republican? A conservative Reagan Republican? A far right Dick Cheney Republican? Rat: What's about twenty clicks to the right of Dick Cheney? Goat: Oh, lord. Rat: You've heard of compassionate conservatism? Mine will be a compassionate totalitarian dictatorship.
Isn’t the entire Republican Party now 20 — if not 30 — clicks to right of Dick Cheney now?