Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2016

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Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I developed an app. Goat: What does it do? Rat: Well, whenever your bank charges you some stupid fee for something, you just tap this little button here. Goat: That's great. And what does it do? Send a complaint to your local branch? Find a bank that doesn't charge those fees? Rat: No. It summons a herd of bunnies that parachute in and eat the banks C.E.O. Goat; Apps probably shouldn't eat humans. Rat: Are C.E.O.'s human? Pig: Nuts. The bank charged me a C.E.O. consumption fee.