Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2016
April 07, 2016
April 09, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: So, neighbor Bob, what's new? Bob: I"m training for a triathlon. Pig: I think you told us that five minutes ago. So how's your family? Bob: Good, but not as good as me. I'm training for a triathlon. Rat: Right. I know. So do you want a beer? Bob: Can't. I'm training for a triathlon. Rat: All triathletes should be punched in the head. Bob: Gotta go. I'm training for a triathlon.
Bob is the fattest triathlete I have ever seen. I predict he drowns in the swimming leg.