Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2016

Transcript:

"Rat at the presidential debates" Voice: Candidate Rat, if you could, please sum up why you are running for President in under fifty words. Rat: Sure. This campaign is about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Voice: You can stop now. Rat: And God bless me.