Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 01, 2016
July 31, 2016
August 02, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: You know how physicians have that guiding principle of 'first, do no harm'?
Goat: Yeah. Why?
Rat: Because that needs to be adhered to by the people who update my phone!!
Goat; Bad update?
Rat: Stop messing with my @*#@#*@ phone!!
Have I mentioned that I use a flip phone? (he said smugly)