Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2016

Transcript:

Pig: I broke up with Pigita. We finally hit upon an issue in our relationship that we just couldn't get past. Goat: Oh my God. What was it? Pig: She likes pineapple on her pizza. Goat: Hawaiian style. The worst. Pig: We've agreed to never speak again.