Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 10, 2016
December 09, 2016
December 11, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend Pigita because she likes pineapple on her pizza. And I don't blame you. When it comes to pizza toppings, it's anchovies or nothing. Pig: And that was the end of our friendship.
Actually, no fish on pizza, please. Well, maybe tuna. Or ono. Come to think of it, maybe calamari, but I’ll bet it would be hard to keep it from getting tough.