Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2017
January 06, 2017
January 08, 2017
Transcript:
Goat: I'm going to the opera tonight.
Pig: What's the difference between an opera and a musical?
Rat: An opera is more pompous and boring.
Goat: No.
Rat: Oh, and the performers must be obese.
Goat, why do you put up with Rat.
Smack that lousy rodent within an inch of his life.