Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2017
January 05, 2017
January 07, 2017
Transcript:
"Rat, the Court Reporter" Man: Counselor, I object to your characterization of the evidence. Counselor: Outrageous. This entire line of questioning is offensive. Man: Offensive? Mr. Court Reporter, please read the last few minutes back to me. Rat: 'The two @$$#@&#$ are arguing.' And then they fired me.
Hey, y’all, this is the first time where the profanity symbols accurately corresponded to the letters in the word they’re censoring, if anyone has even bothered to take notice.