Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2016
Hey Kids Richard's Poor Almanac - by Richard Thompson Easter Egg hunt! With Hopsy Bunsy & Peeps McCracken I've hidden a full basket of Easter eggs! Swell! Where? All over the newspaper. Wha- Huh? This newspaper? Yes! They're in every section, including real estate, the classifieds & most display ads. Whoever finds all one thousand eggs first wins valuable coupons & a lunch One thousand? Why, for crying out loud? Well, there's no kids post on Saturday, so what're we gonna do for fun? I cannot believe anyone would do anything so stupi- crack Eeyew. Look, I won the Pulitzer Prize once, y'know Peep And this is so not cool.