Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 24, 2020
October 23, 2020
October 25, 2020
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack by good ol' richard thompson schulz and peanuts- the unused interviews violet: don't get me started! it was i, violet, who first yanked the football away from charlie brown! but somehow that fussbudget lucy usurped my place, cheating me out of my cut of a billion-dollar industry! violet shermy: we were screwed! shermy teacher: my portrayal as a faceless nobody who goes "whaa-whaa-whaa" has made me neurotic and embittered. teacher woodstock charlie: i've been advised not to comment on schulz or peanuts by my lawyer. charles brown snoopy: i'll tell you the whole sordid story if you'll give me a cookie. world-famous attorney
Woo-hoo! Now at long last, the whole sordid tale can be told! —And all it will cost you is mere cookies!
Chocolate chip, Mr. World-Famous Attorney, sir?