Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I looked into the spineless eyes of Maddog Ironguts... and when he told me that love was the reason he couldn't face danger, I knew... Rip Haywire is through with loving'! Cobra Carson: Care to place a wager on who makes him thaw first? Breezy: I wouldn't want to take your money so easily.
Seriously, why is Cobra even in the running for Rip’s affections? She’s dumped him, sold him out, tried to kill him and ran like the runaway bride when she learned her marriage to Rip wasn’t legit. To parody Chris Brown, Cobra’s “not loyal”.