Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 22, 2021
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Transcript:
Daddy! Tell us the fairy tale of when you could open your window without having your eyes burned out by ultraviolet radiation! Before people only ate hydrated protein gruel! This isn't the future. I'm just a really lousy dad.
Hydrated protein gruel? Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o’clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!