The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 07, 2016
Transcript:
Hey, Ms. Dale's kinda cute... For a teacher... Old person. Is she? I... Didn't notice. My dad met her at registration a week or two ago. He's been bugging me to take honors classes ever sense, hoping to talk to her more... You know. Your dad wants to date your teacher? How weird is that? Could be worse. He wanted to date a nurse at my doctor's office, and asked me to get appendicitis.
Manchausen-by-proxy syndrome, anyone?