Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 08, 1997
Transcript:
Panel 1: "As if Mrs. Godfrey coming back to work isn't bad enough, now I hate to write an ARTICLE about her for the school newspaper!" Panel 2: "Oh, how I despise her... How I LOATHE her..." "Nate, a newspaper writer is supposed to be OBJECTIVE!" Panel 3: "Hey, I'm objective! I AM! This is a good article! It's totally balanced!" Panel 4: "Unlike its author..." "'Like a festering pimple you just can't get rid of...'"
balanced as all things should be..