Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 1997
March 08, 1997
March 10, 1997
Transcript:
NATE: *SNIFF!* Yow! Did something die? DAN CUPID MEETS DAD! an original Nate Wright comic! DANL Greetings, fellow fat bald guy! DAD: Gawrsh! Dan Cupid! DAN: You've been along long enough Dad! Let me pierce you with one of my "love darts!" Now I'll go find a woman, hit her with a dart, and BINGO! Instant romance! CUPID 1: We're all headed over to Cloud Nine! CUPID 2: Yeah! There's a big party! DAN: Ooh! I'm there! HOURS LATER... CUPID 2: Come on, Dan! We're flying over to Hollywood to find a gal for Keanu Reeves! DAN: Hmm. CUPID 2: What's wrong, Dan? DAN: I just can't shake the feeling that I'm forgetting something! DAD: Come here often? WOMAN: Get lost.
There’s a dirty joke that starts w/ Nate’s dad’s line and ends with “or do you wait until you get home?”