Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 30, 1997

Transcript:

The Ongoing Saga Of...DR. CESSPOOL! a Nate Wright comic! Our story reopens at the " Chez Swanke," the city's most fashionable eatery! Doctor: Good evening, folks! I'm Doctor Cesspool! I'll be your waiter tonight! man: "Doctor Cesspool"? What kind of name is that for a waiter? Doctor: Actually, I'm not REALLY a waiter! I'm really a DOCTOR! But my license to practice medicine was SUSPENDED! What an injustice! Just yesterday, these hands were resecting a large intestine! man: Oolp! woman: May we change tables?