Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 01, 1997

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The One and Only...DR. CESSPOOL! a Nate Wright comic His license to practice medicine suspended, Dr. Cesspool works at a restaurant! Doctor: Here's your sushi, folks! Would you like me to expertly cut it up for you? After all, I AM a temporarily unlicensed surgeon! man: Okay! Doctor: I wield this knife with the same skill and precision with which I used to employ a scalpel! Oh, how I long for those days! woman: Me too... man: I think you're supposed to use the SHARP end...