Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 10, 2013

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Thank you, Gina, for that marvelous report on the year 1865! Nate will now share HIS report on the year... ...1969! *ahem!* In 1969, Richard Nixon was president, Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, and a box seat at a Red Sox game cost $3.50. Today, that same seat costs $135!! In fact, Fenway Park has the most expensive "non-premium" ticket prices in all of baseball! Why? To pay all the ridiculous PLAYER SALARIES! I mean. why are we spending 13 MILLION BUCKS a season for SHANE VICTORINO? At least we've got a new manager this year! The guy we had LAST season was an absolute CLOWN! There was a game in Texas when he... SIT DOWN! Benched! She's probably a Yankees fan.