Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 08, 2014

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Panel 1: "So you're trying for the Student of the Month award, huh?" "Why not?" Panel 2: "I've got just as good a chance to win as anyone else, don't I?" Panel 3: "Well, if it's going to happen, now's the perfect time!" "Whatta ya mean?" Panel 4: February's the shortest month! "Fewer chances for you to screw up!" "I hate you guys."