Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 27, 2016

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Lupin: This just in: The People bought us some new cat toys! (FLUFFY FEATHER JINGLE FISH BELL INSIDE!) Elvis: The People got us three fluffy, fish toys, completely identical in every way. Elvis: But we only want this one. According to sources, fish travel in matching groups called "schools" for safety and to further their education. Woman: Guys. We got one for each of you! They're exactly the same! (HISS, HISS, HISS, HISS, HISS, HISS) Puck: But this one's impossible perfection is matched only by its singular uniqueness. Puck: NO, ONLY I CAN APPRECIATE ITS TIMELESS BEAUTY! (POUNCE) Elvis: So rare.... (JINGLE, JINGLE, JINGLE)