Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 21, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: The People went out and bought us expensive cat food. Well, the Woman did. The Man probably be happy to feed us SpaghettiOs. ...Because HE loves us... Puck: Lupin, I'm standing with a can of something called "lobster and quinoa with garden greens." Is quinoa french for "bacon"? Elvis: I wouldnt eat this if it crawled across the ceiling and I caught it and let it go 5-6 times. Lupin: Why is it so orange? Puck: Is quinoa french for "traffic cone"? Elvis: Here's what we know. "The Facts: Quinoa is a french word meaning "fancy" Greens make us puke. Lobsters are tiny sea monsters. You can't eat a garden. The price of any cat item directly correlates to the unlikeliness of a cat using that item." Woman: What's wrong, guys? This is the good stuff! It's a special treat! Puck: Can't we just have a box of ham?
Can we all get a box of ham?