Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 17, 2021

I don’t know if anyone cares, but…

I was Someone’s GameCube but now I’m Lego Thwimp

…Either Micki likes Teddy or she hates Nate and subtly gave him an inferior card

Ouch

Nate is below average in height, grade, and valentines card quality.

That’s just harsh

Wow Micki wow, you really do surprise me

Ha!, I think the joke is on you Nate! I hope is the right comment

When I was in grade school, we were required to give everybody in our class a valentine. Getting a card from a popular girl meant nothing. But there was one girl who addressed my card to Will-Yum.

First comment on big nate I think: The#1BoiseStateFan about 8 years ago

Nate needs to realize that even if he gets a valentine from a mega hot girl, it’s probably identical (or worse) than the valentines everybody else got

Big nate story arc idea: it’s prank day and principal nichols says that whoever does NOT pull a prank will get a free ice cream sundae from the local parlor. However nate thinks that he is bluffing and pulls pranks anyways, and after school he realizes that principal nichols was actually telling the truth leaving him disappointed

❤:)❤

Is the note really short or a super-long one like in this comic: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2016/06/26

It’s back to being pink??? The heck is up with the valentine changing colors?

at least he got a card, this year for me and last year, i got no valentines. heartbreak again :~(

I have never done this but…Poll: Should I change my profile?A. YesB. NoC. I don’t careD. Delete this comment before I ban you

Bien, probablemente estés en el traductor de Google en este momento. Si no, está bien, pero de todos modos tengo una cosa que decir

no tu

Lol

R.I.P. Nate. I was really hoping that NOT to happen.

What’s your favorite movie?

Eh, still doing it.

BIG NATE AND THE SNAP: PART 3

Nate and his friends are at their new school in art class. It is still taught by Mr. Rosa, and the class is making miniature clay animals. Teddy is making a dingo, Francis is making a tiger, and Nate is making a walrus.

Mr. Rosa: Alright class, are you finished with your miniature clay animal sculptures? Put them right here on this table if you are!

Teddy finishes his dingo and walks to the table to put it there. Nate is still working on his. When he finishes it, he puts his head on his table.

Francis: Nate? Anything wrong?

Nate: Well Francis… I still feel like Alien Nichols is planning for revenge. He may be locked up in a prison, but what if he and his gang escaped and is now plotting something against us?

Francis: We’ve talked about this before, Nate. Chances are that he was sent away to some maximum prison that’s probably underwater or something. How would he ever escape something like that?

Nate: Yeah… but still, I feel like he’s planning something so bad, it’s going to lead to ultimate chaos.

The bell rings. Everyone is going to lunch. Nate is trying to catch up with the crowd, but is distracted by something. He looks at the door in the room where all the mops are kept. Something’s glowing in there. Nate slowly walks over to the door.

Nate: That’s strange… what’s glowing in there?

Nate tries to open the door. To his surprise, it opens. The glow is coming from something in the top shelf. He grabs it. It appears to be an Infinity Stone.

Nate: What the heck?

PART 4 COMING TOMORROW OR FRIDAY

What if Micki likes Teddy than Nate

ouch

Oh goodness…

Maybe Micki likes Teddy.

_

Teddy seems to be real popular with girls

….could’ve been worse….look at Charlie Brown……

Nate shouldn’t be surprised because he gets rejected by girls constantly

I dunno if this happened to others but i have school canceled all week because of electricity (does anyone have electricity coming and going?)

this be getting pathetic. 6-grade boys fighting over a lie.

Francis is mute in this strip

Francis’s card probably has a book next to the name!

It’s OK Nate, at least you got a card from someone.

not good

And another one bites the dust…..

Next Valentine’s day, all the girls are all going to gang up and give Nate totally lame cards, and then give all the other boys the loviest, mushiest cards imaginable.

I had a feeling something like this would happen.

GIVE GRONK ZE BANANA SOME CHEEEEZEEEE

She loves me not.

Ahhh,poor Nate.

Wonder what the note says

Nate is prob gonna get stuffed into a trash can or be beaten up at the end of the story.

What could the short note be

Big Nate in Your Face? Seems interesting.

Did you know Lincoln Pierce has a had a cartoon before? He had a little something called, “Super John Doe Junior” on Nicktoons in 2007!

It was too good to be true!

touche

The important suggestion to GoComics is to delay to February 18-19. Still, be prepared.

Time for some burn cream … large tube, please.

Can we just have Nate have a girlfriend already?

Poor Nate, lol, at least he has friends. Still, I wish sometimes his friends would treat him better, who agrees?

Hey guys can u tell me if sheila is still going out with francis or not. She never appears in the strip nowadays

What about Ruby from Big Nate Blasts Off?

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The new new color era. It’s basically a reboot of the 2018-2020 era.

Unfairness has struck.

Not funny I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up retelling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You’ve single handedly killed humor and every comedic act. Read a book. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so l can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it and even then all that joke you how to be funny. And even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever.