Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 24, 2025

Last chance to bug out, guy

Will she get the tenth one for free?

Dude, run fast and run far…Carol is a good house keeper, every time she gets divorced she keeps the house.

Not a good sign.

Now tell the groom about the extended warranty plan.

Is his name Henry? (En-ery). She wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam.

She’s a repeat offender!

Sweet, next time I get a discount….and I’ll need it.

Run man, RUNNNN!!!!

Taking lessons from Zsa Zsa?

Carol’s in it for the money, she’s gonna bleed the fifth.

I’m sure the groom is glad to hear that.

we will hafta see your punchcard, tho, just to be sure…

One of my fellowship calls her former husbands ex hostages.

She should not be Carol, but Sarah, the daughter of Raguel.

RUN! Fas fas fas!

I’m wondering why there seems to be a sickle hanging over their heads?

“Next time, we’ll give you a free toaster!”