Francis by Patrick J. Marrin for January 16, 2025

Yay for Cardinal Robert McElroy! But too bad that he’s leaving San Diego, CA.

Sadly, it’s very hard to get him to do the right thing.

I love this strip, but this one is a pipe dream. He’s not the one who’s really going to be running things.

His only job will be to get his name in the media hourly, get revenge on perceived enemies, and play as much golf as possible.

I have it on good authority that Ol’ Nick deems himself unworthy to loose Trump’s shoe laces.

OK, so I am here illegally. The FIRST thing I am going to do is commit rape or murder or some other felony so I can draw attention to myself.

Chances are, if I’ve been here a decade and still have not committed a felony, I’m not about to start now.

More Americans are killed by “patriotic” Americans than by people who are here illegally.

If we want to deport criminals, where do we draw the line? One felony? Two felonies? 34 felonies?

Meanwhile, in the Vatican, the RC Church can’t figure out how to do one simple thing, for 2,000 years, ordain women…………………………………………………………………..why?:

They’re not going to be deporting the law-abiding immigrants, it’s the illegal immigrants.

Gallant effort, Francis, but I don’t think Trump will listen. His tiny little mind is too full of his own rhetoric.

IF Felon47 ever does the right thing, it’ll be an accident…

If you get a chance listen to the episode of “This American Life” from 11/8/24 Act 2.