Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 14, 2025

well, Agnes …. probably you are about to be without skin even….

I just googled “old bone bunting”.

From the look on it’s face, it saw her coming !!

Your sales pitch needs work, Agnes.

No thanks. I’ll take Liam and his pot-o-gold.

I sure wish I could post a picture here. I was in a parking lot last week behind the local Mall/Casino after a rainstorm and a really spectacular rainbow appeared. And don’cha know it seemed like the end of the rainbow was smack dab in the middle of the casino. We looked around for the Leprechaun but didn’t see any. Maybe someone got that pot o’ gold that day!

Warwick Davis wants a cut of Agnes’ profits

ChatGPT gave a good definition:

“That sounds like classic Agnes! She’s always hustling some bizarre scheme. So, if she was selling a weird leprechaun doll and called someone “Old Bone Bunting,” she was probably heckling a passerby who questioned her sales tactics—or maybe just someone who looked at her funny.

It fits her style to use odd, old-timey insults to sound grander or more dramatic. The phrase itself still suggests something frail or bony, so she might’ve been taking a jab at an older person who wasn’t buying into her sales pitch."

Where did the second doll come from?

So close and yet so far from closing the deal.

Gold or beautiful skin? It’s a difficult decision

agnes needs to bone up on her sales patter…

She really knows how to connect with her potential customers.

Not the first time that Agnes has shown that she has a lot to learn about customer service and marketing.

I think she has a good sales angle here