The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 15, 2025

Snarky, smart-ass waiter! Betcha HE won’t be there for long!

Those ritzy places are awful. Absolutely everything is a la carte even though the entree is three times the price of any regular restaurant. Bread, salad, a thimbleful of mixed vegetables – $7 a pop.

Oh look, they’re at that restaurant with the rude waiter!

Wait, is this a joke about how expensive the restaurant is or how cheap Leroy is?

“But of course. Classy Gentlemen such as yourself may prefer to use eating utensils, so silverware is provided at extra charge.”

so much for that 20% gratuity

Not a tip though…….

Does this mean the replacement waiter will be Czech?

So no plate, then?

I guess this dinner is going on the credit card then.

But it’ll be sans tip.

Ah, I see the special today is a side of snark.

And with that in mind, one thing I won’t be worrying about is a tip.

Push chair back, stand up, and walk away.

A check with little or no tip.

Smart waiter would not leave much of tip