Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for March 15, 2025

I better start making friends with AI too. Any suggestions? Will the different AIs collaborate with each other or will humans have to pick sides?

I’m small, old, and quiet enough that the AI overlords won’t even notice me. Or if they do, they’ll ignore me.

It is my belief that the reason AI is so popular is because the real thing is in such short supply.

If we ever had a zombie apocalypse, the zombies would starve.

I’m old and retired. They’ll just kill me off. P

“As the worm turns” – sounds like a soap opera.

This is why I always say “Please” and “Thank you” to Alexa

Alexa and/or Siri have heard every word you’ve said. I predict entire human race will be eliminated based on that data.

I think that the very popular idea that AI is somehow going to take over and enslave us, is absurd.

AI = Y2K, so relax, everyone.

It may be too late now, but AI would be useless without having been fed the knowledge that humans created.

Seems that more businesses are quietly pulling back the AI hype…ROI is hard to find. See for example www.theregister.Com/2025/03/14/ai_running_out_of_juice/ and comments following.

If AI takes over the world, it will be due to people having it take over because they are too lazy to do the work themselves.

If AI destroys the human race, it will be due to people being too stupid to check the validity of the answers before implementing them.