Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 15, 2025

And that ain’t all.

We’ll mark you down for an Eagle

Roc on!

I was walking my dachshund on a trail when a falcon or hawk shot down out of the sky and pounced on a rabbit about in the grass about 18 feet away from my dog. I now keep her closer.

In real life, birds of prey cannot lift anything that weighs more than ten pounds.

Here comes trouble……

Hit mine into the rough. Went looking for it. Found it in the middle of a copperhead nest. I took the penalty stroke!!

That must’ve been some slice!

Finding the ball was the good news. Now comes the bad . . .

He just missed out on two birdies.

The Eagle found two

HE’S A BOUT 2 LOSE HIS!

It’s not yours anymore.

Too bad no one’s around to hear him — that would have made a good epitaph.

I’ll trade you a dozen golf balls for those two eggs!

Methinks whatever that bird is, it’s about to find his other ones, too.