Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 17, 2025

I’m told that plucking can do that. Except on the top of your head.

Only five?

You become a pluggerplucker.

A chicken with hair?

Interesting, I only see like one.

Perhaps a transplant to the top of my head ;-)

Or all that hair on your head has morphed into a shiny disco ball.

Hair, shmair… where’s the chin?

Not by the feathers of his chinny, chin, chins!

Or does the chin morph into five?

Me like furry woman!

I will feel a hair push through on my chin!! I then have to go and find my hand held mirror and the one pair of tweezers we have which actually grabs hairs when I use them, turn on the light next to my side of the bed, take off my eyeglasses, and then turn my head on all different angles until I can find the hair in the combined light and mirror to pull it – and more and more the hairs are white so they are even harder to find (they started as blonde went to dark brown and now are white – even though extremely few head hairs are white – they remain brown.