Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 21, 2025

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  6 days ago

    Desert “scorn”.

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    uncle snipe  6 days ago

    I hope that’s a double-barreled shotgun!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 6 days ago

    I think you’re going to need more than, Swimming pools and Movie Stars to get Elvin to sell.

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    Kornfield Kounty  5 days ago

    WOW are you sure? … there’s 2 million tons of Dilithium Crystals buried on the next property.

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    CoffeyCup  5 days ago

    Is there a joke here?

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    Munch  5 days ago

    So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars.

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    A# 466  5 days ago

    Reminded me of W.C. (hope GC’s language nanny doesn’t “think” I’m trying to sneak some naughty scatological joke in here) Fields’ movie, “It’s a Gift.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  5 days ago

    Elvin knows the process uses too much dang groundwater.

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    formathe  5 days ago

    ‘Elvins got a gun, the whole worlds come undone’.

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    mountainclimber  5 days ago

    Greenland has significant lithium deposits, with recent exploration efforts and geological surveys indicating the presence of lithium resources. Lithium is critical for the new generation of batteries. I took this as a dig on the orange POS’s fascination for acquiring Greenland, perhaps driven by the teslamaster pulling the puppet strings.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 days ago

    “ There’s lithium and silicon down there, so you can have either/ore.”

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 5 days ago

    Wow, an eight wheeled, electric limo.

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    DD IN AZ Premium Member 5 days ago

    Well… if we can convince say, 9/10s of the world’s population to voluntarily be someplace else then maybe those who remain could go back to a cave dwelling hunter gathering existence and greatly reduce our energy needs…

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    cuzinron47  5 days ago

    I think his reply is sitting next to him.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 days ago

    The really fun part is that Elvin is the dog, and Clarence is just ’"riding shotgun" for Elvin.

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    Vistoso's Mesquite #4 hole  5 days ago

    Lithium, Jardiance… no difference in demand levels nd irrational desire to obtain them.

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