9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for March 25, 2025

looking for a kniffering pin

And we have duct tape to hold it all together!

church sign

What about the doodad for the thingamabob for that whatsit thingy?

Just follow the ciyote. OK, need help, How do you spell coyote?

I’d like a size 2 please

That’s the store I’ve been looking for!

Better than that, they’ll understand what you’re talking about.

my kind of place

This sounds like Sam Drucker’s General Store on Green Acres.

I am in need of a metric cresent wrench, left handed screw driver and a board stretcher. I have plenty of sky hooks.

ACME has it and more.

I have a small local hardware store, been around for decades, and I love to go in and wander their aisles.

that would be my local Ace Hardware!… (close!)