Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2014
Transcript:
Hi: Honey, this is my friend, Juanita. We spend time together. Also, I may have picked up a disease. Pastis: Not the right tone? Brian Walker: Not really. Note: 'Hi and Lois co-creator Brian Walker recently called Stephan Pastis and asked if he'd like to guest-write a 'Hi and Lois' strip. Stephan has agreed.* Hi: Honey, this is my friend Juanita, we spend time together. Also, I may have picked up a disease. Pastis: Not the right tone? Voice on phone: Not really.
Not funny at all. Not even by 0.001%.