Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2017
January 04, 2017
January 06, 2017
Transcript:
Goat: I hear you got a new job.
Rat: Yeah. As a court reporter.
Goat: Why'd you want to do that?
Rat: Because my goal in life is to spend as much time around lawyers as possible.
Goat: Hahahahahaha.
Rat: But seriously, I'm desperate.
98% of the attorneys make the rest of us look bad.