Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 23, 2020

IF you can travel….

If only the food was free too, Aunty! More likely to be overpriced junk.

It’s always happy hour somewhere.

Look! They can fly. And Aunty’s found where they congregate. Welcome, Sister!

Aunty, it is against the rules for ladies on broomsticks to takeoff and land at airline airports.

Somehow, airports don’t hold the fascination and excitement for me that they di 20 or 30 years ago. . .of course, travel doesn’t beckon as it used to either. . .and not because of the pandemic. . .I like travelogues. ..

Claiming to be ‘eating like a different time zone’ is especially prevalent at international airports. You can always claim to being proactive against ‘jet lag’ by starting the conditioning of your body as soon as possible.

My mom has always said, “You can eat anything any time of day.” But since she’s a teetotaler, I doubt that would extend to potent potables.

Anybody seen any famous folks at airports? When I was a kid, I saw the Ohio State basketball squad, specifically John Havlicek and Jerry Lucas…

I saw Elton John once at DFW in the 80’s.

You can enjoy a burger, beer, and sweatpants at home any time of the day.

Just know that the Burgers and Alcohol will cost twice as much because you are so close to the Airplanes.