Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 14, 2025

This is one of Tarzan’s primal “callings”.

But doesn’t he need a knife to finish the kill, and cut up the meat?

So antelope for breakfast and mongoose for dinner eh.

Okay antelope. For your crimes against greenery and vegetation you is hereby sentenced to death by hanging. How he get antelope in noose anyways. Thems is too fast and alert creatures to walks into one of that like that.

Anything with four legs is game on.

Lose a knife and become an ape. Talk about a “thin veneer of civilization”!

I have some meals at my house for Tarzan, he can clean up the squirrels anytime. But how to attract the T-man… hmmm; I start by killing a Ra-raccoon, and wearing it’s hide. Then attack Pusha-poodles, Tarzan’s long time friends. Tarzan will sees the problem, blame Ra, he gets here sees my disguise throws me into the green bin, but then he is now top of the food chain, and the tree rats are history.

Next time I’m hungry I’ll try rolling over a log and see what’s under it I can eat.

Well, Tarzan is doing what he was taught; and truly when you look at the state of this world, humanity doesn’t seem to be very far out of the caves anyway.

Monkey see monkey do

Usually Tarzan doesn’t revert to apehood unless he has been bonk-bonked on the head by something. Oh, that’s right. Sabor bonk-bonked him on the head a few days ago.

Those were all great comments, you can stand up and take a Bow

There goes Tarzan decimating the poor innocent wildlife in the jungle. Someone please call PETA or the WWF!

A good part of a gorilla’s diet is grubs. Don’t need a knife.

Young Tarzan enjoyed using his ropes.

Gorillas are mainly vegetarians although they will break into termite nests and eat the larva.