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Okay antelope. For your crimes against greenery and vegetation you is hereby sentenced to death by hanging. How he get antelope in noose anyways. Thems is too fast and alert creatures to walks into one of that like that.
I have some meals at my house for Tarzan, he can clean up the squirrels anytime. But how to attract the T-man… hmmm; I start by killing a Ra-raccoon, and wearing it’s hide. Then attack Pusha-poodles, Tarzan’s long time friends. Tarzan will sees the problem, blame Ra, he gets here sees my disguise throws me into the green bin, but then he is now top of the food chain, and the tree rats are history.
Well, Tarzan is doing what he was taught; and truly when you look at the state of this world, humanity doesn’t seem to be very far out of the caves anyway.
Usually Tarzan doesn’t revert to apehood unless he has been bonk-bonked on the head by something. Oh, that’s right. Sabor bonk-bonked him on the head a few days ago.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 2 days ago
This is one of Tarzan’s primal “callings”.
charliefarmrhere 2 days ago
But doesn’t he need a knife to finish the kill, and cut up the meat?
Gent 1 day ago
So antelope for breakfast and mongoose for dinner eh.
Gent 1 day ago
Okay antelope. For your crimes against greenery and vegetation you is hereby sentenced to death by hanging. How he get antelope in noose anyways. Thems is too fast and alert creatures to walks into one of that like that.
Polsixe 1 day ago
Anything with four legs is game on.
Trespassers W 1 day ago
Lose a knife and become an ape. Talk about a “thin veneer of civilization”!
joe piglet Premium Member 1 day ago
I have some meals at my house for Tarzan, he can clean up the squirrels anytime. But how to attract the T-man… hmmm; I start by killing a Ra-raccoon, and wearing it’s hide. Then attack Pusha-poodles, Tarzan’s long time friends. Tarzan will sees the problem, blame Ra, he gets here sees my disguise throws me into the green bin, but then he is now top of the food chain, and the tree rats are history.
Old Comic Strip Lover 1 day ago
Next time I’m hungry I’ll try rolling over a log and see what’s under it I can eat.
chris_o42 1 day ago
Well, Tarzan is doing what he was taught; and truly when you look at the state of this world, humanity doesn’t seem to be very far out of the caves anyway.
Out of the Past 1 day ago
Monkey see monkey do
tarnsman 1 day ago
Usually Tarzan doesn’t revert to apehood unless he has been bonk-bonked on the head by something. Oh, that’s right. Sabor bonk-bonked him on the head a few days ago.
BillyJoBob69 1 day ago
Those were all great comments, you can stand up and take a Bow
profkatz 1 day ago
There goes Tarzan decimating the poor innocent wildlife in the jungle. Someone please call PETA or the WWF!
anomaly 1 day ago
A good part of a gorilla’s diet is grubs. Don’t need a knife.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 1 day ago
Young Tarzan enjoyed using his ropes.
ssledge about 23 hours ago
Gorillas are mainly vegetarians although they will break into termite nests and eat the larva.