Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 15, 2025

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 days ago

    You wish!

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    Ned Snipes  2 days ago

    Instead of wishing, do something!

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    strick9  2 days ago

    Instead of wishin’ go fishin’

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    Jeffin Premium Member 1 day ago

    Wish in one hand…

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    Purplelady Premium Member 1 day ago

    If you want a change, make a change. One day, or day one? You decide.

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    win.45mag  1 day ago

    Dad always told me, “wish in one hand, crap in the other. See which fills up first.”

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    klbdds  1 day ago

    Georgy girl

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    Diat60  1 day ago

    I’ll go with the ten pounds.

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    baskate_2000  1 day ago

    Stop whining, Joan.

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    jango  1 day ago

    Joan is WISHY washy

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    ladykat Premium Member 1 day ago

    Well, there are lots of things you can do, Joan, so get to it!

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    ddjg  1 day ago

    There’s more bad news: “I wish I were” is the way to say it. Best example: the Cowardly Lion: “If I were king of the for-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-st!” Yip Harburg knew his English grammar.

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    FireAnt_Hater  1 day ago

    I also wish I"d taken school more seriously…

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    Strawberry King  1 day ago

    Ask and you shall receive

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    hk Premium Member 1 day ago

    Joan is a total loser and apparently a self made loser.

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    kab2rb  1 day ago

    Wishing I could change time and reverse what I did wrong.

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    well-i-never  1 day ago

    See the ball, be the ball. Nanannanananan.

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    heligoland  1 day ago

    I found wearing contacts made me feel significantly shorter. Do other people notice this?

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    David Rickard Premium Member 1 day ago

    I check my look in the mirror / Wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

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    mountainclimber  1 day ago

    “I wish I were

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