Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 16, 2025

That’s a lot of effort just to make a point, kid.

That pharmacy also gives you a coupon for something you just bought.

When I bought items at a drug store, the coupons were on the back of the receipt.

Interesting coupons, though I have no idea how you can put a number like “40% neater handwriting…”

Caulfield spent a lot of time devising the strip of ‘receipts.’ He’ll do anything to avoid just following the rules. But, then Mrs. Olsen wouldn’t have anything to laugh about some days.

And we all know which pharmacy he is referring to.

The only ones I get nowadays want you to enter your email on their website in order to get anything.

To properly emulate the pharmacy, half the coupons should be for things she doesn’t need and can’t use.

At that age my cursive was so bad everybody said I should be a doctor. When I went into the workforce they wanted everything in block letters so it was easy, eventually my handwriting became what it is today a hybrid block/cursive style.

“The sale has just begun. Hi! We’re the Barnacle Brothers and the biggest sale in our history began when you heard the clock start ticking. It’s our 60 second sale and you’ve only got 50 seconds left. Our doors were closed yesterday. Our doors were closed this morning. Our doors will be closed tomorrow. But our doors are open RIGHT NOW. But only for another 43 seconds. We got color televisions for 6 dollars each. Camcorders for 3 dollars each. You need an entire living room set? You’ll find it at Barnacle Brothers for only 15 bucks. How about a car? We got this brand new Rolls Royce stretch limousine for only 20 bucks. But you’ve gotta be here during the 60 second sale, now in progress. Bars of pure plutonium, three for a dollar, all during the 60 second sale which began 40 seconds ago. We didn’t give you no warning and we can’t extend the time. If you want to save like never before, come to the 60 second sale at Barnacle Brothers. We’d tell you how to get here, but that would take up too much time. Besides if you’re not here already, you aint gonna make it. Because the fantastic Barnacle Brothers 60 second sale, with savings up to 99% off and more…IS NOW OVER.”

Not if you read fast….

what would a shamrock-flavored cookie taste like?

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