Garfield by Jim Davis for March 16, 2025

It’s official. I hate weight scales because they’re mean

Godzilla is big boned.

It’s better than being fat

his sooo big boned he can break benches

Garfield don’t listen to that weight scale just throw it in the trash

Delusion. There’s a lot of that going around at the moment.

That’s at the top of the sarcasm “scale”…

Just remember, scale, Garfield can find a sledge hammer to make you behave.

Shut up now, scale, before Garfield jumps up and down on you.

I think the scale just ensured it won’t be getting any more batteries

A good hammer will teach that scale a lesson.

ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ BIG, FAT ʙᴏɴᴇs

I hate it when my scale weighs in on my delusions.

Never bite the hand that changes your batteries…

At one time my scale said their is enough of you for two people. Now it say where is the other guy.

And you’re about to get crushed, scale.

Enjoy being reduced to nothing but scrap metal, scale.

If I had a scale, that’s probably what it would say to me.

He’s not fat. He’s prosperous.

The nearest animal who’s bones match Garfield s was an Apatosaurus.

Garfield is big boned just like a Sumo Wrestler

My talking scale says “one at a time, please”.

That’s why you don’t get a talking scale

Scales know nothin

Stupid gravity

speaking of smart apliances…

GoComics.com/frank-and-ernest/2003/09/16

As I read this I heard the scale in the voice of Desiree Goyette.

Why our appliances shouldn’t become too smart.

So much for the scale getting new batteries when the current ones run low…

Garfield, that AI scale knows more than you can contemplate.

S ale is right bethicf

Scale is right Garfield

The scale is now AI-powered!

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