Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2025

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    ronaldspence  2 days ago

    Famous last words of the Darwin children…

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    Farside99  2 days ago

    Unclear on the concept.

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    TStyle78  2 days ago

    That’s considerate.

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    soundcomm  2 days ago

    Bleeb’s only interested in the picnic basket!

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 days ago

    Boys will be boys…and Mom will be a widow

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    Imagine  2 days ago

    He taught them well…

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    Dobie  Premium Member 1 day ago

    Today’s the day they learn the difference between a seawall and a bowl.

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    scpandich  1 day ago

    Bleeb’s back! Hooray!

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    Superhawk  1 day ago

    We get some insight into Lyle and Erik Menendez.

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    Munch  1 day ago

    Sea ya!

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    carlosrivers  1 day ago

    Shouldn’t the opening face the other way?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  1 day ago

    Dam!!

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    raybarb44  1 day ago

    You hope. Bwa ha ha ha ha………

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    Alverant  1 day ago

    Don’t worry. Those kids are white. That means, according to our anti-DEI “President”, they’re qualified to do any job.

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    Vistoso Quartz Hill #6  1 day ago

    Attire details:

    The lady on the red mat is paying attention and has a basket. She, with more bodily coverage, is like the Wisconsin Badger cheerleaders of Xavier Amos and Greg Guard.

    The broads on the other mats have less bodily coverage, like the Michigan State cheerleaders of Xavier Booker and Tom Izzo.

    If there is such an entity as angelic assistance, modesty should have an advantage. This concept adds more intrigue when watching an otherwise meaningless tournament and might be as speculative as the ‘curse of Bobby Layne’ that keeps the Detroit Lions from Super Bowl W’s.

    ( Xavier Amos defeated Xavier Booker in the semi-finals, 77 to 74. )

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    Zebrastripes  1 day ago

    Ummmm guys…..this won’t work, ya know…

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 1 day ago

    Wow! What a neap idea.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 1 day ago

    Someone please teach these kids about erosion, stat.

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    cuzinron47  1 day ago

    And Mom is saying nice work kids, and they can’t blame it on me.

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    MRBLUESKY529  1 day ago

    Looks like mom is reading over the life insurance policy.

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    cuzinron47  1 day ago

    By the way, how much did you say your life insurance is worth?

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    Buoy  1 day ago

    Dad always wanted a burial at sea, just not so soon.

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    davewhamond creator 1 day ago

    “Dam it, kids!”

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    eb110americana  1 day ago

    Seawall, or drowning pit?

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    DaBump Premium Member 1 day ago

    nope don’t like it nightmare time

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    Aimless Melissa   1 day ago

    Time to bargain with Poseidon, Dad.

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    Chris Sherlock  1 day ago

    Mom seems pleased by what the kids are doing. Bleeb is apparently playing Beach Blanket Bingo.

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    geese28  1 day ago

    How uh comfy

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    christelisbetty  1 day ago

    Has anyone here evr seen anyone do this in real life ?

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    wildlandwaters  about 10 hours ago

    lady on the right is thinkin’ “how cute…they’re tryin’ to drown their dad!”

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