Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2025

Famous last words of the Darwin children…

Unclear on the concept.

That’s considerate.

Bleeb’s only interested in the picnic basket!

Boys will be boys…and Mom will be a widow

He taught them well…

Today’s the day they learn the difference between a seawall and a bowl.

Bleeb’s back! Hooray!

We get some insight into Lyle and Erik Menendez.

Sea ya!

Shouldn’t the opening face the other way?

Dam!!

You hope. Bwa ha ha ha ha………

Don’t worry. Those kids are white. That means, according to our anti-DEI “President”, they’re qualified to do any job.

Attire details:

The lady on the red mat is paying attention and has a basket. She, with more bodily coverage, is like the Wisconsin Badger cheerleaders of Xavier Amos and Greg Guard.

The broads on the other mats have less bodily coverage, like the Michigan State cheerleaders of Xavier Booker and Tom Izzo.

If there is such an entity as angelic assistance, modesty should have an advantage. This concept adds more intrigue when watching an otherwise meaningless tournament and might be as speculative as the ‘curse of Bobby Layne’ that keeps the Detroit Lions from Super Bowl W’s.

( Xavier Amos defeated Xavier Booker in the semi-finals, 77 to 74. )

Ummmm guys…..this won’t work, ya know…

Wow! What a neap idea.

Someone please teach these kids about erosion, stat.

And Mom is saying nice work kids, and they can’t blame it on me.

Looks like mom is reading over the life insurance policy.

By the way, how much did you say your life insurance is worth?

Dad always wanted a burial at sea, just not so soon.

“Dam it, kids!”

Seawall, or drowning pit?

nope don’t like it nightmare time

Time to bargain with Poseidon, Dad.

Mom seems pleased by what the kids are doing. Bleeb is apparently playing Beach Blanket Bingo.

How uh comfy

Has anyone here evr seen anyone do this in real life ?

lady on the right is thinkin’ “how cute…they’re tryin’ to drown their dad!”