The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 12, 2025

He bends a lot of elbows there.

Beer Elbow

No, most of his pain comes from a nagging b!tch who has no business in the examination room!

Leroy needs a donut pillow cuz she’s such a pain in his @$$

Is Leroy moonlighting doing ‘The Full Monty’?

the reasons for quitting…..

Poker Elbow.

What, he goes to fight clubs?

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Why do you think Loretta is in the room with Leroy as he gets his physical? Is it just so she can do little bits like this? If I were H. Blog, M.D., the Lockhorns’ longtime and long-suffering physician, I would simply begin insisting that I would only see them one at a time, although maybe he hopes that in the process of doing bits the spouse not currently being examined will let slip important medical information. This is the first he’s hearing that Leroy’s in an underground fight club, for instance.

Sometimes you’ve gotta go where they’re always glad you came. :)

Hey Doc tell her to stay in the waiting room.

ba dum tss

And you are the root cause of him going to the joints.

Maybe some medicinal marijuana will ease his joint pain.

Hey Loretta maybe he stays out after work so he doesn’t have to listing to you complain