The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 14, 2025

Time sure flies, doesn’t it?

I would believe that study. I get off work at 7pm

Score one for Brutus!

I think I look my worst when I get up in the morning.

Mother Gargoyle is “worse” …. 24/7/365!!!!

;-)

Zing! Love it when Brutus gets a good barb in.

It’s 7 PM somewhere!

nice one Brutus

Forget 7 P.M., mother Gargle looks her worst 24/7 !

Is it me or is Brutus developing a winning streak?

There’s one thing you an say about Mother Gargoyle. If she was the only woman in a bar with 20 guys at closing time, she’s still be leaving alone.

When is she ever at her best? Is there a best for her? I have to admit my favorites from this strip involve her, I love insulting her lol!

No, she still has hours to go! Terrifying isn’t it?

Boom! Great zing Brutus!

It’s always 7 P.M. somewhere for Mother Gargoyle.

Mother Gargle give Brutus a left and a right and with Two black eyes, Brutus looks like he is wearing sunglasses.

That old battle axe is uuuuugly no matter what time it is. At night , you can at least turn off the light.

her time has come…

Mother Gargoyle will make him regret that he said that.

Conversely she looks her best at The Witching Hour. (Times vary, but the one thing they all have in common is it’s dark.)

Nice burn, Brutus….that’s what her hair looks like, too, LOL

Outstanding Mr. Thornapple!!!!! However, truth be known, she is always at her worst…….

is that why you’re smiling evilly… boy it must be hard for you to be looking your best Brutus. :}

Ooh – good one, Brutus! It’s probably 7PM somewhere!

Nobodie’s ugly at last call?

At times like this, they seem to be happy with each other.

Some where on Earth it is 7:00 pm.

Wow….attaboy Brutus……a very subtle gotcha!!!

Oh lord Brutus. You must be a glutton for punishment.

Black eye alert!

OUCH! That sliced a bit deep, Brutus.

Good zinger, but she could interpret that as she only looks bad at 7.

It’s seven P.M. all the time for her.

Yay Brutus!!! I notice he’s been more on the offensive lately with Mommy Dearest. Which is appropriate because she is so offensive herself. Keep it up!

There’s no “worst” with Gargoyle. She’s 24/7 ugh-ly – and not just skin deep!

Dead meat…..road kill…..unnecessary….painful retort….

BAM!!!!! Well done, Brutus!!

Only one person to blame,Chip.

It’s always 7 where ever she goes

Best be careful, Brutus – it is also 7 PM for you as well… Mother G blew the perfect retort. ; )

Brutus did you account for Daylight Savings Time? Maybe she has another hour before she gets worse LOL

In the next panel, she clobbers him with a 100 pound mallet.

Good one, Brutus!