Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 19, 2025

A “Crooked Colin” must have a terrible flatulence problem!

They should steal it!

and … he believed you? o_O

Underline the “For once”.

I wonder why Andy has a pencil when it’s always Chalkie who writes down the answers (and always gets them wrong).

Siri ruined Quiz Night.

What’s “serial cheating”?

Glad it is not you

For once, you aren’t guilty, Andy. Actually, you and Chalkie seem to make a pretty good team!

The team of Jack Norton and Arnold Housman wins every time

I’m just surprised they didn’t recruit Andy.

“For once it’s not us.” Chalkie sets his sights so high…

Now Andy’s a snitch on top of being a lair and cheat.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

I of course rely on Andy Capp for all my up-to-the-minute information about British culture, so I’m intrigued to learn that that accursèd island’s most hardened criminals have given up on their former pursuits — knifecrime or ASBOs or what have you — and have instead embraced pub trivia fraud. Truly Charles III’s depraved dominion never rests when it comes to developing new forms of malice!

Andy just doesn’t want the competition.

But on a positive note, they are deflecting attention from Andy.

Who would suspect a team of convicts led by a guy Named Crooked?

They don’t worry about Chalkie and Andy repeatedly cheating because they still keep getting the wrong answers.

Crooked Colin back in the Rose and Crown after smashing Guitar Bob with his own guitar. Well maybe just on trivia nights. Hard to imagine a team out-cheating Capp. On with it Jack, Capp is going to need a new pint soon.

CLASSIC ANDY CAPP Dept.

Andy arrives home and shouts up to Flo he’s invited her mother over for tea.

Flo replies, “Trust you! I’m in the middle of decoratin’ the upstairs!”

Andy replies, “You’ll need someone to ‘elp you shift the wardrobe, won’t you?”

In the final panel, an annoyed Andy tells the reader, “There’s just no appreciation!”

(°C(l#,

Why would anyone name their team that? Talk about a red flag.