The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 13, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: Just think, Eno, at one point in history, man and dog were on the same rung of the evolutionary ladder, both competing for dominance. Fang: What I can't figure out is: How did humans become the dominant species? I mean, dogs are smarter, faster, we're better hunters...how did you guys beat us? It just doesn't make sense!!! Eno: We're not afraid of vacuum cleaners. Fang: Oh yeah.