The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 24, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Here I take you out for a big swanky dinner to prove how much you mean to me and you've barely touched your dinner! What gives? Woman: It's the wine, Eno. Eno: Oh! Well, why didn't you say so! I guess you want it to breathe a bit longer. Woman: No. I've just never seen a bottle of wine with a "born on date" before. Eno: Cool, huh?! And check out the easy twist off cap!