The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 01, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: For you infrequent readers, a quick update: I've sold fang to a large drug company as a lab animal and now I've broken into the building in the dark of night to get him back. Eno: This is highly dangerous. The suspense is almost unbearable! Eno: Feel free to hum the theme music to "mission impossible"